I hate jury duty. Anyone want to have some fun?

I wrote another one of these about 10 mins. ago. I love the response. I am being forced to attend jury duty- possibly because I decided to vote- ONCE! If I knew I wouldn't have wasted my time. I would love to get put on a case. I would act as concerned as I possibly could and then boom, once I'm on the case, vote in the exact opposite direction of all the other jurers. Would that be considered a mistrial? Hope not. Hell, I pay my taxes, I should at least get some entertainment out of my bucks. Especially since I am being forced into jury duty, at least I can make it "special" for me. Tee hee