Question about my lucky ribbin?

My paw got me de purdiest yeller ribbion fer my hair! He got at the local five n dime...he said he been savin for 15 years to get it for me as my back to school gift. Well I wore it last night when me, brother Jeff and cusin Jeb, and my mom Darline were playin spin da bottle. This mornin I woke up plum nakid and I couldnt find my ribbin!! I pushed Jeff and Jeb off me (dont know why those goofs fell asleep on top of me anyway silly guys!) and i thought they had it but nope. How do i tell my diddy bout the ribbin?? Hel'l be all kinds of mad!